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When we last left off I was still (relatively) fresh off the plane and in a taxi supposedly heading towards our hotel. The time is close to midnight, and we're travelling 120 km/h (unthinkable in Japan) on a massive highway. There a lots of big building on either side of the highway, but save for a few exceptions the only lights come from the street lights. The lights reflect off the smog/dust and give off an orange glow sort of like when street lights reflect off fine falling snow back home. The dark buildings along the highway, combined with the orange glow sort of reminded me on stretches near the Decarie in the winter. The darkened buildings are somewhat unnerving since they look abandoned, but there are just too many of them to imagine that they're not filled with people.

While contemplating the similarities to Montreal and Tokyo, our taxi made its way off the highway and onto a major road. The driver pulled over and seemed to indicate that we had gotten to the place on the map, but there was nothing resembling a hotel nearby. After some awkward pantomime, the driver started moving again. After some back tracking we pulled up to some sort of guard station. The driver exchanged some words with a uniformed guard and we were let into the premises. We figured it out later, but the hotel is on the grounds of a university.

The there was a sign welcoming us to NEAO 2009, so we knew we were in the right place. Since this was the tournament hotel, we assumed that the staff would understand some English.... Oh how wrong we were, With no tournament staff to greet us, we were left to fend with the hotel's front desk staff who spoke minimal English. The three of us were eventually issued 3 rooms keys, 2 for one room and 1 for another. Two of us retired to one room, while the other went to the other room. However, after a few minutes of settling in, the person who got the single key came back to tell us the room seemed to be already occupied by two people. I use the word seemed because there was no one in the room. Not wanting to split a double occupancy room three ways with complete strangers, we tried contacting the tournament staff to see if they could resolve the situation. While we managed to get someone on the phone, they promised to raise the proper authority and call us back. We never heard back from them again. At this point it was getting late, and I decided the easiest thing to do was to volunteer to sleep on the floor in the ICU guy's room. While this solution was met with some protest my insistence that I did this all the time at debate tournaments, and unlike everyone else I hadn't actually paid reg eventually lead everyone to agree. So I found myself at my first debate tournament in Asia in a familiar position, sleeping on the floor.

There we have my first few hours in China! I'm going to wrap this series up in a much less detailed post tat will cover the actual debating and tell one quick story about "hentai chicken" and the scariness of the Japanese concept of 年功序列. Expect that post shortly.
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Last week I had the opportunity to spend 4 nights in Beijing. As with many of my travels in life, the reason for my trip was debate related. Beijing Foreign Studies University was playing host to the 5th annual Northeast Asian Open Debate Championships (NEAO for short). The trip was a first for me in many respects, but there was a lot of familiarity as well.

It all started when I attended a BP training seminar here in Tokyo. Despite BP debating's growing popularity, the style has not caught on in Japan. There are only two major domestic tournaments in the style, and beyond a small cadre of schools that travel to foreign tournaments, the only other time Japanese debate teams compete in BP is if the attend Worlds. As such my BP debate experience is quite valuable here, as there are very few people in the country that can match my BP resume. As it so happened the Japanese DCA for NEAO was at the seminar and he offered me a spot as an invited judge. I was being offered meals and accommodations, so all I had to do was find a cheap flight to/from Beijing and clear my work schedule for a few days. I managed to do both, and I found myself agreeing to go to Beijing in less than two weeks time. I saw this as a good opportunity to travel to China (obviously) and to get to know some Japanese debaters better.

It was at this point I realized that I hadn't judged at a competitive BP tournament in over a year (Guindon 2008 having been my BP swan song). In an effort to get back into shape I was able to join the ICU team's BP training seminars. Over two days I judged and debated in a whole bunch of BP debates, and managed to strengthen some relationships along the way. However, even though ICU was fun and rewarding, it didn't change the fact that I hadn't judged seriously with a proper briefing and scoring range. My judgement was deferred to, and I was a bit concerned that my judging standards were not up to snuff. But I figured any questions/concerns I had could be dealt with in the briefings and the judging package.

With those questions still in my mind, I made my way to Narita Airport on Thursday afternoon. I took the cheapest possible route from my house, taking a couple of local trains to get to Terminal 1. I sailed through check-in and security and got into my gate. If there's anything my 20+ trans-pacific flights have taught me, is how to get through security quickly and painlessly. I met up with the ICU guys near their gate (they were flying out at the same time, but on a different flight), and arranged to meet up again at the Beijing Airport. The flight itself was uneventful, I watched Up! on the personal video system, and ate an OK chicken dinner (for airline standards). I was flying United which meant the crew was mostly American which meant I could stick with English through the whole flight. My secret to uneventful flying is to have low expectations and not to piss off the flight attendants. These simple rules keep me quite content on flights and stop me from wasting time complaining about flights.

Our flight arrived ahead of time, and we were greeted by a near empty shiny new airport. I was fearing going through customs more than usual since I had no idea what to expect. I generally fear customs officials since, as one comedian put it succinctly, they have the power to look up your butt. This fear, coupled with the distrust I had for the Chinese government, meant I was going through the various scenarios that may befall me, and had me wondering whether I had the means to pay for a flight back home to Japan if I was refused entry in the country. I was slightly worried that the purpose of my visit, NEAO, would be classified as an "event" which would've required me to get a visa beforehand. As is usual with me and customs, I sailed through without any problem. Looking back on it now I'm not even sure if I ever exchanged words with the customs officer. After I cleared customs I made my way to the baggage claim, and in a moment of perfect timing I saw my suitcase turning the corner of the carousel just as I was approaching it. I managed to grab my suitcase without breaking a stride, and I made my way out to the arrival lobby.

After a 20-30 minute wait, the team from Seikei University came out. Apparently we were on the same flight. I had seen them briefly when they peeked in the back of the plane, where I was sitting, when we boarded in Tokyo but they disappeared back front before I could say a word. I had assumed they'd got out before me and I wasn't expecting to see them. We then proceeded to wait for the guys from ICU. Little did we know we were waiting for people who would never appear. It turns out the ICU guys arrived in a different terminal and when I didn't appear they headed out to the hotel. Those of us in the other terminal only realized our mistake when I realized that each party had a cellphone that functioned in China, and we were able to send an email message. So after 40-50 minutes of Waiting for Godot, which took us close to midnight, we were on our way.

Luckily my intrepid friends from Seikei had the foresight to ask the organizing committee for directions to the hotel, and they were armed with a map to the hotel. This little revaluation was a big relief for me, as I was armed with only the English name of the hotel, which based on my Google search for the name, I was fairly sure was useless. Lo and behold, once we got into a cab my hunch was correct, our taxi driver spoke not a lick on English and we managed to make our way to the hotel by giving the driver Seikei's map and letting him make sense of it.

I'm going to leave it here for now, keep your eyes peeled for part 2 and beyond soon!
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It hasn't been a secret to anyone that has talked to me recently that I've been having a miserable semester. I feel buried in work and the resulting stress and unhappiness has bled into other parts of my life. It also hasn't helped that a number of my best friends had graduated. While I've made some new friends and have been experiencing new things, generally I've been a bit down.

This funk has particularly affected my debating activities. I've neglected my duties to my club, CUSID, and OSDU obligations and have only been able to give a minimum effort to both. Recently debating has felt more like a chore than an activity I enjoy. Thankfully I decided to force myself to produce a horrendous Canadian history essay early so I could attend the Queen's University Chancellor's Cup. The weekend let me hang out with my old friend Mike, watch good debates, catch up with people I haven't seen in a long time, and overall just have a great time.

Hopefully this signals a turn in my semester.
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I was roped into attending a QSDA meeting today. However, for the first time in my experience the meeting went on without a hitch. No tension, no drama, no bureaucratic stuff, just simple discussion on debating. While I had issues with some of the personalities in the room everything was cool, for a change. Went out for drinks after the meeting, fun was had.

This isn't really a significant post except to record the fact that it is possible to have a short productive coaches meeting.
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I there was any doubt I was back in Montreal, the Purple Haze I had last night with the "Art Crew" certainly cleared it up quickly. That doesn't happen in Hamilton... I was great to see Em and her gang of friends again.

Quick Recap:
-I spent most of last week with Josh and Alex. Basically goofed around in the house playing poker and watching random stuff before setting off to DDT. I came away with the overwhelming feeling that there was an unresolved/unidentified tension between the three of us.

-DDT was fun. Mike and I have great chemistry and I didn't have the same kind of partner issues I had with Josh the previous 2 years. We came out of all but 1-2 rounds satisfied. We ended up with an 8-1 record before the break, but we lost the semi (which was sort of a relief). I was probably more satisfied with my Texas Hold'em split win with Tim O (who is one of my favorite people in debate, and incidentally is my new housemate's brother). So I actually made some money over the weekend ($5 net).

- If you didn't see Jon Stewart's interview with Ramesh Ponnuru, you should.




Now the archival stuff. I was recently searching Google for more information on Tsurumi Shunsuke (鶴見俊輔). Tsurumi is easily the most important/respected intellectual who is aware of my existence. What I found was an interview conducted 8 years ago for a bilingual internet journal between Tsurumi and Muro Kenji (who apparently was a classmate of my mother in school). The interview puts into clear words my own thoughts on language and communication. Unfortunately the website hosting the interview is gone and I was only able to save the interview through Google cache. The interview is entitled 文化の壁をこえて心にとどく言葉 (Language that Crosses Cultural Barriers) and it gives great insight on the nature of language, and also gives the reader a look at Tsurumi the man. For archival purposes, and to enrich my readership (all 2 of you) I'm posting both versions of the interview below.

English Version )
日本語版 )
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I have returned from Queen's Chancellor's Cup feeling old. I realized that I am entering my forth year in CUSID, and am seen by some to be a "grizzled vet." I actually am the most experienced debater in MacDebate both CUSID-wise and total debating experience. This isn't a bad thing, the fact just struck me. It was a combination of looking back on all my Queen's debating memories, being in a car full of novices, talking to and helping lots of novices, realizing that the Molson Room is just a story for many people, seeing many High Schoolers I've coached/seen in the tournament, and generally the great respect I felt from those around me.

I spent the weekend judging and doing what I do best. Helping novice debaters improve themselves. Our debaters had a good weekend of fun and learning, and I got to see some OK rounds.
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I've been meaning to write something ever since I got my internet back, but I've just been too busy watching Arrested Development and doing work. It's surprising what one can accomplish with their internet/TV cut off. I was able to read all 22 volumes of the Patlabor manga (comic), which I bought in Japan. I have now seen/read all incarnations of Patlabor. The manga is definitely the edgiest of all the works and definitely something I want to read through again. I also watched the Goodbye Lenin DVD I bought in Montreal. Unfortunately a key part of the disc was scratched, so I missed 2-3 important scenes. But it was definitely worth all the hype. I also powered through all the West Wings I owned (a.k.a all the episodes except this season's). Good mindless fun. Of course, I attended MacDebate meetings and hung out with people afterwards. Lastly, I got a tad bit ahead on my readings.

I also began discharging my duties as Regional Coordinator yeasterday when I held the first coaches meeting. Can I just say I love the idea of having a school on a street named 'Rifle Range Road.' Looks like another bumpy year ahead in Hamilton High School debate.

Going home to Montreal for the long weekend, it'll be nice to speak Japanese at home, and French about town. Leading a unilingual life (speaking anyway) is just plain boring. Hope some more exciting stuff worth writing happens...
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Unfortunately paper writing has made me lose most of my motivation to write part 2 of my Death Trudge memoirs. So I'm going to just point form some important memories.

- My public speaking was unremarkable. I wasn't able to sustain any of my ideas for the full 3 minutes. The highlight of Public Speaking was probably being able to get two good shots of Dash and Alex making out on my camera.

- Not much to say about the night's entertainment. Had a few beers and ended up singing twice in the karaoke area. Retired to the church and slept well. It wasn't as serene as a Jesus nap, but it wasn't too bad.

- We kicked of rounds in a hilarious round about body parts in food against Aron and Ethan. Josh introduces his strategy of speaking loud and over the top with no restraint (this becomes important later).

- Rounds 2 & 3 are unremarkable.

- Round 4 is Spec Knowledge Round #1 we draw the Daily Show. After wracking our brains on how to make a Spec Knowledge case out of the Daily Show, we decide to condemn Stephen Colbert to a public execution by combing random references from the show (taken mainly from Colbert's Bloggers segment). The case works out quite well. The highlight was probably getting the Opp to spontaneously concede that Hitler had some good qualities.

- We exhaust our last good Gov idea in Round 5. We suggest that Florida should dig a ditch and become a floating island state of the United States. Nick and Guillaume are game and we have a good round. Flashbacks of the previous DDT when opp begins a Freudian analysis. Fortunately this year Josh is able to come back with a creative retort which probably won us the round.

- Round 6 confuses me to this day... We hit Jo Nairn and Guy who run a case about Julius Caesar using a time machine and seeking refugee status in Canada. Numerous diagrams are drawn trying to explain timelines and physics. Using weird logic and charm we manage to crush the case.

- We had dinner as a good group of 10 at the Japanese Korean restaurant. Josh and I procrastinate on coming up with cases for up coming rounds.

- Round 7: The low point of the tournament. We draw Gov, and decide to run a case about the BQ running a candidate in Labrador. There is a semi serious case here unfortunately, with our half-assed prep Josh, the PM, runs out of material after just 3 minutes. The last 2 minutes of his speech was probably the most horrifying minutes in my debating career. Josh expands the case to include building concentration camps in Labrador, and makes some not so subtle jokes involving ovens and killing. The speech sucks any energy that was in the room straight out. I am dazed throughout my speech, and somehow end up calling the opp racists. Josh uses his entire PMR to apologize profusely. We both end up with well deserved 35s.

- We drew opp in Rounds 8 & 9 which were both unremarkable. Round 9 was essentially a MacDebate in house round which I opped straight as an arrow just to piss off Mike. Josh and I have an interesting and insightful discussion on race and comedy before round 9.

- We hit the eventual champions in Round 10 which we goved. Last year, we ran an incredibly moronic case about Keanu Reeves and got crushed by the eventual champs. This year I came up with an incredibly moronic case, about replacing the water in the Washington reflecting pool with polished steel, just as I started walking toward the podium to start the round. However, unlike last year, we actually won. I think I'm developing some kind of Hamilton steel complex.

- Round 11 was probably the highlight of the tournament. Much like last year's highlight this round involved Dash and the greatest POI ever. The fun started when Meredith decides to construct a case on the fly using triple speak words provided by yours truly. The case sort of ends up being about Ontario Corn Syrup exports to Cuba. I blow the case out of the water by presenting countercase about exporting Hamilton cocaine so the Cubans can improve their chemical analysis and R&D techniques. This case would of course not interfere with the Colombian drug trade as the Cubans would use OUR cocaine for research (4 AM logic). The round becomes totally random with totally random interjections, and perhaps the most screwed up map of the world being draw on the board. Unfortunately Nathan was our judge so he gave us low scores, for which we are all BITTER ;-).

- Round 12 was an interesting demonstration in debating skills. We were all tired, so the round took place on the couches outside the room. We all proceeded to mumble off the most stock debate on Chechnya. Josh doesn't even remember giving his speech. Nick Tam was sleeping nearby and he wasn't sure if the debate actually happened or whether it was part of a dream. I guess we CAN debate in our sleep.

That's it!!! See y'all next year.
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Let's take a look back on last weekend's events.

Thursday
My first guest at my new home!!! Grilling steaks and eating fresh veggies on a patio under a clear night sky, while drinking copious amounts of high quality French vodka is a fine why to catch up with an old friend. The fun started when Josh singed his arm hairs in a big gas fireball while starting the grill. No one was hurt (Josh was fine, I was rattled), so the grilling began. First, fresh Italian sausage with vine ripe tomatoes, followed by BIG steaks with assorted veggies including some of the best red pepper's I've had in a while. After the grill was turned off, we uncorked a bottle of Grey Goose and celebrated our friendship the only way we know how, we talked, LOUDLY. We proceeded to rehash old stories and tell new ones. I found out about Josh's weird medical episode (You know you've watched too much ER when your initial diagnosis based on the list of symptoms was the same as the doctors') and being assaulted on the street by a drunk guy. While I filled him in on my exciting life in Hamilton. We go in when we decide it's too cold and dark (maybe 9 o'clock). I proceed with Kozo's Long Island Iced Tea Experiment, the result was interesting,. Unfortunately the experiment fails in making a mixture which tastes like Iced Tea. Fortunately, the result is strangely drinkable. Josh realizes that pouring vodka in the dark into a dark mug resulted him drinking A LOT more vodka than expected. It is in this state of mind we decide to come up with cases, or rather, case statements (the distinction becomes important later) for DDT.

The Case Statements, as written in my debating notebook )

Than we watched the Daily Show and called it a night (I think).

Friday Morning/Afternoon
We wake up, and make bacon and eggs for breakfast. After a lot of random channel surfing we settle on CPAC at 10 o'clock when the House comes in session. We ended up watching the whole thing. To summarize:

Friday 13, House Summary )

Josh and I pack for Waterloo. I take Josh on a campus tour, where I realize I don't know many simple facts on the history of my own University. We make our way to the Student Centre to meet up with the rest of the gang. Mike is already there, so I take the opportunity to ditch Josh and go buy a popsicle. Fiona arrives, and finally jesse shows up about a half hour late. We hit the road, and Josh and Fiona promptly fall asleep. The drive is rather uneventful, except for a stretch on the highway where visibility was killer and we were being flanked by a semi. Jesse, Mike, and I reminisce about the last time we drove into Waterloo. We arrive onto Waterloo campus, and head to RCH.

To be continued...
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I spent the last couple of days in Peterborough for the OSDU Provincial Seminar. Unfortunately I lost 3 of my 5 delegates in the 3 days leading up to the tournament. Needless to say I wasn't feeling too happy about my performance as Regional Coordinator. Fortunately the weekend was a great experience for me, and hopefully it will lead to positive change for my region.
The seminar brings together 80 of the finest debaters from across Ontario. Each region is allocated a certain amount of delegates based on the region's membership numbers. Debaters compete in either English (64 debaters), French (12), or Bilingual (8) categories. The every delegate debates with someone different for each round. The top debaters in each category go on to represent Ontario in the National Seminar which will be held in Saskatchewan this year. The Seminar is also were the executive and board of directors meet and file their respective reports.
Unlike the Provincial tournament in Quebec, the OSDU Seminar brings together people from so many more schools. I got a chance to meet a great number of OSDU representatives. As a QSDA alum my knowledge of OSDU was based purely on second hand knowledge. I was an outsider, pure and simple. While I met some people at Prov Champs at St Mike's earlier in November I didn't really feel accepted. This weekend I was able to talk to a lot of different people, from debaters to other regional coordinators/board members to coaches. I was able to get a lot of good ideas for my regions.
I also had to swing at the last minute. I bombed my first two rounds, but I dominated in the last two. I honestly had forgotten how difficult it was to come up with Cross Ex questions on the fly. I dare anyone to debate national sovereignty vs. human rights in Cross Ex style on short notice. Hats off to all the debaters that prepared for and tackled this difficult topic!
The highlight of the weekend was the Board of Director's meeting on Saturday night. While I'm not a Board member I attended the meeting since it was being hosted in a suite with lots of alcohol and the basketball game on the TV. While many serious issues were discussed, it was also interrupted numerous times by general merriment. After the meeting we were joined by other OSDU vets and listened to stories and just talked and talked. It's always fun listening to teachers tell stories, especially in an atmosphere where they aren't self-conscious.
I look forward to next year!!!

I felt 'it'

Jan. 3rd, 2005 03:36 am
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There are moments in your life where you are simply struck by the magnitude of the situation, and you just feel an indescribable something deep inside yourself. I felt it at the death of each of my grandfathers, I felt it on September 11th, I felt it when we went into shootouts in the finals of the NDG soccer league, I've felt it at numerous times in my life, and I felt it again tonight. Four Canadian debaters are in Kuala Lumpur right now, preparing to debate in the final round of the 2005 World Debating Championships (not the official name). I don't know these 4 that well, I've simply seen them debate, and in some cases debated them. I've seen them be beat, and I've seen them win. I will probably never have the skill to reach the level these debaters have reached, but having these great people reach the Finals makes me realize that here in Canada I'm debating some of the greatest young minds in the world. Making the final round in debating takes a certain measure of luck, but the fact that half of the final round will be Canadian, to me, validates my work and devotion to this activity. The fact I felt 'it' when I read about this accomplishment, makes me realize the place debating has taken in my life. Now, in this two thousandth and fifth year of our lord Jesus Christ (just being dramatic), I have something to point to when people ask about my commitment to debating.
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Mike Pass and I brought back the first pieces of hardware for MacDebate this season. Despite both of us operating on minimal sleep (thanks to a certain someone who reads this journal) we managed to win the Waterloo South Eastern Ontario Small School's Tournament on a unanimous 3-0 decision in the final. We were a little rocky in terms of teamwork going into the break, but we were able to come together and exact revenge on the only team that beat us during in-rounds. Mike was also the third place speaker of the entire tournament. Mr. Pass should be commended for winning an entire tournament in just his second try. This victory also spelled an end to my 7 year curse of not winning a tournament. Could this win be the beginning of a long streak?

All we have to say is, Winter Carnival here we come!!!

OK, let me be honest... It was a ridiculously small tournament. But a win's, a win. Let me celebrate my 15 minutes of glory.
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It's been a while since I've attended a debating meeting where I wasn't among the most experienced debaters in the room. In fact it probably dates back to having Jane as a coach where I have actually been in awe, and admired at what was being taught to me. Our Monday meeting was gathering as usual in our small dingy room in University Hall. As usual I'm sitting on the desk in front of the room talking with random people, I hear a noise by the door and I look back. Through the window on the door I see the unmistakable figure of Adam Barker, with him is Emanuel and Emma. I am shocked, Adam is supposed to be in Victoria, and we were told Emma and Emanuel were unreachable/too busy. The 'old' gang brought some great energy and advice to the meeting which was somewhat lacking. It's great to be able to learn from those who have done a lot before you. It's fun being young exec who run clubs, but I forgot how far good coaching can go. Emma and Emanuel promised to be more available next semester, hopefully this will help me develop further as a debater. I realized tonight that maybe my lack of radical progress recently might be because of a lack of quality coaching and not just me. Tonight's meeting might have been the best debating meeting I've ever been a part of in my 7 years of debating.
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I'm still recovering from a debating tournament that happened this week at Hart House (University of Toronto). Unlike the usual tournament this tournament was run in a different style called British Parliamentary. I decided to shadow judge rounds and I was given a great opportunity to watch some of the best British Parliamentary judges in North America deliberate on decisions. I also got to hang out with a lot of new people and had an great time at the tournament. HOWEVER when I planned this thing out I made one incredibly stupid mistake, I decided I would commute between Toronto and Hamilton. This meant I came home at 2 AM and 3 AM on Friday and Saturday night (or is it Saturday and Sunday morning?) respectively, while I had to wake up at 8 AM each morning. Situations which weren't made better by my consumption of alcohol on each night. To make matters worse the fire alarm rang in my res building on Sunday morning, further cutting into my precious sleeping time. That's when I decided to shave my head, I was planning to do it during the anyway. I figured what better thing to do at 5 AM on a Sunday. To add insult to injury the bus we took on Sunday blew out a tire on the highway, so we needed to wait for another bus to arrive. It was a weird weekend for sleep and travel.

The highlight of the weekend was definitely when I realized it was my birthday at the Saturday night banquet. When I mentioned this fact to my table, a plan to get the entire banquet hall to sing me Happy Birthday was immediately put in motion by some very nice people. I even gave a short speech, no doubt I won't have the opportunity to address a large banquet hall full of well dressed debaters anytime in the near future. The sentiment I received afterwards was also very touching. It was a very cool, totally unexpected birthday gift. Thank you CUSID!!!

I think I'll go to bed soon, I'm still not fully recovered from the weekend's events.
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My competitive debating year kicked off today with MacDebate's first meeting of the year. Unfortunately we had to move into a extremely hot and stuffy room, which might have unfairly affected the newcomers. The meeting featured a relatively forgettable round about fights in hockey. The meeting was saved by a brilliant speech from the floor by Randy, which drew comments like "did you really come up with that on the spot?" I also ended up giving a relatively weak speech from the floor, but I had a (weak) excuse, I didn't take any notes. Hopefully my debating year will turn out better. I gotta get cracking on cases. After abandoning my old case book, I only have one good case to fight with. Wish me luck!!!

In other news, I found the Chinese cafeteria under Kenneth Taylor Hall, which sells things like Pocky and (more importantly) decent cup noodles. Now I have a good late night snack stored in my room.
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Let me begin this entry with a short lecture on sleep. This will be shorter than the entry I wrote, and lost, last night.

In the end Josh and I both stayed up for 32 hours (9 am Saturday - 5 pm Sunday) without so much as a short nap. Those 32 hours were brought to us by Kellog's Special K Bars, Gatorade, and PEPSI, the choice of the GNU generation. Surprisingly staying up 32 hours wasn't painful or too hard. During this time we debated in 15 rounds and watched 2 others (semis and the final). We debated things ranging from nuking the moon to Jesus vs. Santa in a steel cage match (Jesus would win). The weekend also allowed us to meet a lot of new people in a closer atmosphere than a typical debating tournament. I got to meet more [livejournal.com profile] mcmaster debaters whom I hope to see in the fall.

I highly recommend the experience to anyone. My only advice would be to come prepared. Josh and I weren't too prepared so we ended up running really stupid cases like Canada should revoke Keanu Reeves' citizenship. The best round we had involved urinal distribution, I think Josh used the words 'accidental penis' at least 10 times in his speech. I'm sure [livejournal.com profile] ramaxela will post pictures soon.

Let me leave you with a quote from the urinal round:

David to Josh:
If I blindfolded you and walked around you with my penis exposed, would you be uncomfortable?

Josh:
How would I know you had your penis exposed?

David:
Well... I'd tell you.
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Before I begin writing, I'd like to remind everyone that Daylight Savings Time began today. My family completely forgot and my mother was late for church. Now onto fun things:

The American Corn Worshippers (ACW) returned as an entity after many years of inactivity to participate in a debating tournament. The ACW, an associate organization of Two Guys Working From A Basement (TGWFAB), were in contention for the final but were screwed over by a man named Dash (j/k). The ACW was the top Marianopolis team, and worshipper Hoffer was the 3rd place speaker in the tournament.

I'm finally comfortable debating in my style and the eye contact problem that has dogged me for years is finally settled. Now the only things stopping me from doing REALLY well is my weaker critical analysis skills, my general lack of knowledge, and the fact I'm a visible minority. None of these things can be changed overnight, but I'll sure as hell try. Especially the visible minority part, I plan to slowly transform myself into John Smith Hamilton, caucasian male.

After looking at the results of the last couple of tournaments, I ask the question, how often have I won a Gov round? The last case I remember winning was UN headquarters should move to Ethiopia. I can't think of other Gov round I have won.

I'm sure I meant to write something else but my memory fails me.

-EDIT-
Just to be clear, there is no racial discrimination on the Canadian debating circuit, at least none that I know of.

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